Look, privacy policies are complicated and corpos do their best to obfuscate their intent with legalese and jargon because they know that most people aren't trained to figure that stuff out. In short, they're assholes and enjoy making asshole policies to perpetuate assholian virtues.
We don't like assholes, so we're trying to keep our privacy policy simple and easy to understand. This privacy policy is intended to limit the collection and retention of your information to only those things we need to make this site work.
Overview
We don't collect your personal information.
That's it. That's the policy.
Where the law requires us to gather your information for the purposes of what the fuck ever, we say... no. Fuck you we won't do what you tell us.
Information Collected
Like... barely any.
We have no interest in data mining. We're here to create things. If you like them, that's great! But unless you e-mail us or something, we couldn't care less who you are or where you're coming from as long as you're enjoying our content, you know? And actually if you e-mail us, we really don't care either, most of the time.
Having said that, our web host may collect some basic information like your IP address and your location. We can't do much about that. It's how the Internet works! And hey, they probably have a log of where you're visiting from, but we really don't care.
If you're one of the super cool people we create an account for, then we'll know some stuff like your username, email, and anything else you add to your account. We don't do that very often (actually we've not done it ever) but that's how it'll work if we ever do. And we are pretty sure the site uses cookies to log you in, if you have an account, so... that.
How We Use Your Information
To log you in, if you have an account. To keep you logged in if you are logged in. To like... keep an account for you?
How Long Your Information Is Stored
As long as you have an account, if you do. We really don't care other than that?
Who Your Information is Shared With
Okay you're really starting to peeve me. No one! Except the IPs and stuff I guess but that's the web host, not us. Can I get back to playing Baldur's Gate 3 now?
Deletion of Private Data
I mean... ask? If you have an account and you want it gone, then it will be deleted. Like goddesses, this is so tedious. I could be doing something FUN but nooo....