By accessing Bardic Perspiration, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. That probably sounds a little bit intimidating, but we promise that we're super chill as long as you're a real person (sophont). If you're here for other reasons (corpos, AI, data miners) then you should read these terms very fucking carefully because truth be told, we do not like you.
Conditions of Use
We provide a website and you, a sophont or other independently intelligent entity, use it within the bounds of these Terms, our Copyright Terms, and our Privacy Policy. For other entities including but not limited to corporations, non-sentient AI models, and other similar fuckery, you agree that you'll be bound by these terms, including the provisions outlined in the Fuck Around and Find Out section below. Every time you visit this site, you're agreeing to these terms.
We provide a website and some pretty cool content and you, a sophont or other independently intelligent entity, use them within the bounds of our Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, and Copyright Terms. For others, including but not limited to officials on government business, corporations, language learning models, data harvesters, and other similar fuckery, you agree to the additional terms outlined in the Fuck Around and Find Out section of these Terms. Every time you access this site or use our creations, you are reaffirming your agreement to these Terms.
But don't worry... for friends, adventurers, and sophonts that mostly means not acting like a waffle.
Applicable Law
We have to say that you're bound by the laws of whatever country our website and our instance is hosted in, so basically that. But here's the thing… given the state of the world, we've chosen not to honour laws that encourage privacy and human rights violations. So by accessing this site you are confirming that you're in a place where privacy regressive and human rights abusing laws have no jurisdiction. Using our services is an affirmation of that fact.
Other than that, don't incite violence, don't use our services for terrorism, and basically don't be dumb and don't use our site to detail your crimes that you're definitely not committing.
Fuck Fascism!
Choice of Jurisdiction
If you sue us for something (assuming you can find us to serve us) you agree that we get to pick the venue. Alternately, where legal, you agree that we may institute a trial by combat. Vul is quite good with a knife. Not that we're threatening you or anything...
Age Requirement
There is no age requirement to use this website. You should probably be 18 though, we are pretty sus.
We have no means of age verifying you, and we refuse to endanger people because some authoritarian waffles need to know what porn Vulpine is looking at on her lunch break, or because they were shook by the sexy slaps in Elle's stories.
If naughty words, sex, alcohol, blasphemy, revolution or gasp women offend you, then you should leave.
Privacy Policy
Our Privacy Policy is awesome; basically we do not steal your data. You should definitely read our Privacy Policy. Elle is a little bit funny sometimes.
Our site does collect cookies to save your preferences and to log you in if we trust you like that, but that's all they're for.
Copyright Policy
For sophonts, a modified Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 applies to some creations on this site. You can read the details in our Copyright Terms if you like. If you're not a sophont, you really, really want to read it because you're about to owe us money if you use our content without permission.
Fuck Around And Find Out
If you do not fall within the “sophonts and other intelligent entities” group for those exception above, you are bound by regular copyright law. You are additionally bound by the following terms:
- You agree not to use the content of this site without paying for it. Pricing for entities who are bound by the Fuck Around and Find Out provisions can review our pricing in our Copyright Policy or negotiate other terms before using our stuffs. We are not obligated to offer you a license.
- You agree that we may, at our discretion, introduce AI poisoning tools that render AI scrapers useless. You agree to pay for content you have scraped whether it has been poisoned or not.
- You agree that scraping this site or otherwise attempting to use its content without paying makes you a festering syphilis boil and you must refer to yourself as such in any legal proceedings.
- If you attempt to weasel out of these terms, you agree that Vulpine gets to kick you in the privates with her gothy girl boots once a week (where permitted by law.)